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Share the Wealth

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I asked someone who should know when certain information would be released from the dome.


The answer I received was just too hilarious not to share.


"Lisa Mader is out of town all week, no one in the dome can even fart until she comes back."


The moderator may zap this for crude language so get your chuckle early.



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Eaglegate

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Originally posted by: Share the Wealth

"I asked someone who should know when certain information would be released from the dome. The answer I received was just too hilarious not to share. "Lisa Mader is out of town all week, no one in the dome can even fart until she comes back." The moderator may zap this for crude language so get your chuckle early."

No, don't even think about it, Invictus and Malpropism.

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Invictus

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"No, don't even think about it, Invictus and Malpropism."


Hey, I'm not a moderator. I believe in everything in excess!

But to the topic -- This is a real change. Up until now, all that's come out of the Dome has been hot air.

There should be come way to commercialize methane production in the Dome. Why, it's a veritable GOLD MINE!

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Eaglegate

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Originally posted by: Invictus

"Up until now, all that's come out of the Dome has been hot air."


Invictus,


What with all the emphasis on MIDAS the $$$$, I believe a more fitting term is hot heir in lieu of hot air.



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Invictus

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What with all the emphasis on MIDAS the $$$$, I believe a more fitting term is hot heir in lieu of hot air.
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Shhhhh! The real moderator might think we were bringing up the BASE FLESH MYTH again!

One thing Sheboid doesn't have is "hot hair." A hot head, mebbe...

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Eaglegate

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" Shhhhh! The real moderator might think we were bringing up the BASE FLESH MYTH again! One thing Sheboid doesn't have is "hot hair." A hot head, mebbe..."

I believe that the moderator is over at the library, checking out the last copy of BASE FLESH MYTH available there, followed close behind by Miss Information.

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Malapropism

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"No, don't even think about it, Invictus and Malpropism."

Yup, it was tempting but it's hard to nominate something that wasn't said directly on the board.  Now Eaglegate, - your reference to "hot heir" is a different story.  Very funny phrase...don't know if it's worthy of Mr. Wonderful's award but use it as a pseudonym and it might become my favorite.  You did read where Miss Information discussed bribes, kickbacks and payola?  I don't think she said they were wrong, only that they weren't "decent".  As a wordsmith, I do believe that there might be some room for interpretation there...  Please, let's keep this between us - no need to be involving either Invictus or Miss I at this point.

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Miss Information

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"You did read where Miss Information discussed bribes, kickbacks and payola?  I don't think she said they were wrong, only that they weren't "decent".  As a wordsmith, I do believe that there might be some room for interpretation there... "


Honey, at my age, I'd settle for an indecent bribe. But I'm afraid the Ladies' Missionary Society might find out.



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hot heir

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Originally posted by: Malapropism


'Now Eaglegate, your reference to "hot heir" is a different story.  Very funny phrase...don't know if it's worthy of Mr. Wonderful's award but use it as a pseudonym and it might become my favorite."


Malpropism, Eaglegate tells me that you are my kind of wordsmith, you silver tongued scoundral.  


What with all the emphasis on MIDAS and $$$$, I believe a more fitting term is hot heir in lieu of hot air.





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Malapropism

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Originally posted by: hot heir



"Malpropism, Eaglegate tells me that you are my kind of wordsmith, you silver tongued scoundral."





Why, hot heir - you have such a wise way with words yourself...in fact, you sound almost like a politician.


Your name will most certainly be under consideration.



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Anonymouse

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"Lisa Mader is out of town all week, no one in the dome can even fart until she comes back."
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As a safety point of information, when will Lisa be back?

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Invictus

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As a safety point of information, when will Lisa be back?
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There should be no smoking or open flame permitted within 200 feet of the building at that time.

And be sure to put duct tape on the windows... For more details, check out "Homeland Security on a Roll".

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