Happy Father's Day - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Jun 20, 2004

Happy Father's Day

Date: Jun 20, 2004

ditto

Date: Jun 20, 2004

Fire Shelby--you are the best.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

I'm sure there are lots of dads on this board--Happy Father's Day!

A special happy father's day to Frank Glamser and Gary Stringer.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: foot soldier
". . . . A special happy father's day to Frank Glamser and Gary Stringer."

Well posted, foot soldier. Perhaps some day the grandchildren of Professors Glamser and Stringer will be able to look proudly on a new USM building named after their grandparents: The Glamser-Stringer Center. A fitting tribute to two men whose actions awakened the entire campus. When constructed, the Glamser-Stringer Center should contain a nice suite of offices for the USM chapter of AAUP.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Mr. Wonderful
" Well posted, foot soldier. Perhaps some day the grandchildren of Professors Glamser and Stringer will be able to look proudly on a new USM building named after their grandparents: The Glamser-Stringer Center. A fitting tribute to two men whose actions awakened the entire campus. When constructed, the Glamser-Stringer Center should contain a nice suite of offices for the USM chapter of AAUP."

I do hope that the Glamser-Stringer Center will include a Noel Polk lecture hall, a D.C. Berry library, and a Roy Klumb men's room.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

I hereby pledge my $1.83 for the sign for the Roy Klumb men's room.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

Serious reminder. There is a Glamser-Stringer AAUP Scholarship being established. Everyone should donate to it. I think Amy Young will be taking checks in the fall after it is all set up (officially). So start saving your pennies.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: foot soldier
"I hereby pledge my $1.83 for the sign for the Roy Klumb men's room."

Thanks you for your generosity, foot soldier. That will be just about enough $$$ needed to mount his photogr inside one of the urinals. That's been done elsewhere with Saddam's photo. Uh, So I hear.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

Saddam's photo? It was done with Thames's photo last March. (I'm not kidding!)

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Delta Dawn
"I do hope that the Glamser-Stringer Center will include a Noel Polk lecture hall, a D.C. Berry library, and a Roy Klumb men's room. "

There should also be a Marian Wilson Kimber computer room where people can study tee shirt design.

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Flash Gordon
" There should also be a Marian Wilson Kimber computer room where people can study tee shirt design."

You better bet Marian Wilson Kimber will have her own computer room in the proposed new building, Flash, and FireShelby will have his/her own private carrel in that room. A large unabridged dictonary will be reserved for the sole use of Webster. The grand entranceway to the building will be known as the Hall of Martyrs, with oil paintings of Stephen Judd, Robbie Ward, Myron Henry, Joe Parker, Jo Hailey, Gene Saucier, Geoff and Marcia Hartwig, Bobby Chain, Jameela Lares, Noel Polk, Robert Campbell, and the many, many others - too numerous to mention - who spoke out on the message board or in the media. Those who spoke out incognito will have no need to fear any longer, and their oils will contain a plaque citing their pseudonym in parentheses beneath their real names. A bronze status of Judge Cooley, holding a NO QUARTER logo, will stand in front of the giant waterfall at the front of the building. Truth4USM will conduct the groundbreaking ceremonies. DC Berry will read to the gathering from his most recent book. An aged Frank Glamser will begin the festivities by storming in on his BMW motorcycle, with an also aged Gary Stringer riding sidesaddle while reading John Donne. After the ceremony proper, coffee will be catered, gratis, by JavaWerks. The Chronicle of Higher Education reporters will be there to document the whole affair. Oh what a glorious day that will be!

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Mr. Wonderful
"You better bet Marian Wilson Kimber will have her own computer room in the proposed new building, Flash, and FireShelby will have his/her own private carrel in that room. A large unabridged dictonary will be reserved for the sole use of Webster. The grand entranceway to the building will be known as the Hall of Martyrs, with oil paintings of Stephen Judd, Robbie Ward, Myron Henry, Joe Parker, Jo Hailey, Gene Saucier, Geoff and Marcia Hartwig, Bobby Chain, Jameela Lares, Noel Polk, Robert Campbell, and the many, many others - too numerous to mention - who spoke out on the message board or in the media. Those who spoke out incognito will have no need to fear any longer, and their oils will contain a plaque citing their pseudonym in parentheses beneath their real names. A bronze status of Judge Cooley, holding a NO QUARTER logo, will stand in front of the giant waterfall at the front of the building. Truth4USM will conduct the groundbreaking ceremonies. DC Berry will read to the gathering from his most recent book. An aged Frank Glamser will begin the festivities by storming in on his BMW motorcycle, with an also aged Gary Stringer riding sidesaddle while reading John Donne. After the ceremony proper, coffee will be catered, gratis, by JavaWerks. The Chronicle of Higher Education reporters will be there to document the whole affair. Oh what a glorious day that will be! "

I LOVE it! And will all the attendees get colored chalk favors in honor of The Night Chalker? And some paper & pencils to add our own limericks to the collection from the FS Board that will certainly be housed there?

No Quarter!

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Let Freedom RIng
" I LOVE it! And will all the attendees get colored chalk favors in honor of The Night Chalker? And some paper & pencils to add our own limericks to the collection from the FS Board that will certainly be housed there? No Quarter!"

And a polymer free environment!

Date: Jun 20, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Mr. Wonderful
"You better bet Marian Wilson Kimber will have her own computer room in the proposed new building, Flash, and FireShelby will have his/her own private carrel in that room. A large unabridged dictonary will be reserved for the sole use of Webster. The grand entranceway to the building will be known as the Hall of Martyrs, with oil paintings of Stephen Judd, Robbie Ward, Myron Henry, Joe Parker, Jo Hailey, Gene Saucier, Geoff and Marcia Hartwig, Bobby Chain, Jameela Lares, Noel Polk, Robert Campbell, and the many, many others - too numerous to mention - who spoke out on the message board or in the media. Those who spoke out incognito will have no need to fear any longer, and their oils will contain a plaque citing their pseudonym in parentheses beneath their real names. A bronze status of Judge Cooley, holding a NO QUARTER logo, will stand in front of the giant waterfall at the front of the building. Truth4USM will conduct the groundbreaking ceremonies. DC Berry will read to the gathering from his most recent book. An aged Frank Glamser will begin the festivities by storming in on his BMW motorcycle, with an also aged Gary Stringer riding sidesaddle while reading John Donne. After the ceremony proper, coffee will be catered, gratis, by JavaWerks. The Chronicle of Higher Education reporters will be there to document the whole affair. Oh what a glorious day that will be! "

A wonderful fantasy, thanks, but I'd be happier without t-shirts and with a Thames-less USM that achieves all it can be, where all of these people can work and teach in freedom and without fear. (And I don't want to wait until Prof. Glamser is "aged.")

NO QUARTER

Marian Wilson Kimber