Is Mrs. Cooley okay? - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Jun 14, 2004

Is Mrs. Cooley okay?

Date: Jun 14, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Cooley fan
"Dear Risk Manager, Mrs. Cooley went for drinks with SFT, and . . . what happened? We have not heard anything, and I'm starting to get a little worried about her."

OMG, I heard that she was abducted by Dean Doty and is being held hostage in the CBED. Rumor is that he has put a faculty committee (of cronies only) together to develop a torture routine (9 hours only) which he will subsequently force his faculty to vote on and approve.

Date: Jun 15, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: For whom the bell trolls
" OMG, I heard that she was abducted by Dean Doty and is being held hostage in the CBED."

I heard Mrs. Cooley was over in the CBED, but not as a hostage. She is training to be yet another operative for gurunuburg (apparently the CBED needs several operatives). I think Mrs. Cooley decided the Judge, the RM, and his Associate were having way too much fun in the 'Burg, and she was feeling left out.

Actually, I understand Mrs. Cooley has a background in law enforcement. Perhaps Criminal Justice could use her as an adjunct instructor.

Date: Jun 15, 2004

At this rate, we're going to need a rumor box just for Mrs. Cooley.

She might be able to help the enrollments in criminal justice. It's hard to attract criminal justice majors to a university where there is no justice and the crinimals are in charge. (Or perhaps this could be an interesting case study for someone?)