Thank you, Sagacious. After church, which is always special on the "Queen of Feasts" I'm looking forward to some of my mother's potato salad --if that stuff doesn't cure what ails you, there's no hope for you.

(Did you hear about the man who complained of his church, "Why do they always sing the same hymns every single time I go? It's either 'Silent Night' or it's 'Jesus Christ Is Risen Today'!)

We missed Passover greetings, but anyone who wants a good laugh should go to Dave Barry's column about making kreplach in the blender. And taking the lid off.