I saw on the board the other day something about Dean Pood's wife moving from one job to another within the university. Are all the "new" Deans' spouses affiliated with USM?
Hiring spouses is common at many institutions. The worst case I saw was when the chairs of two departments at an unnamed medical school hired each other's wives in administrative positions. One of the wives had a professional degree, however, and the other one was pretty capable. It caused a lot of jokes, as you can imagine.
Don't you wish this was the worst thing we had to worry about?