That's right. The Thames boys used their 1/2 of the plane to bring in some bidness associates...a Mr. Meredith from Jackson was one. Saw them dining at the PP as well.

Eddie Rickenbacker wrote:

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Major Tom wrote: That's right. The Thames boys used their 1/2 of the plane to bring in some bidness associates...

Exactly which half of the USM plane do the boys own?  I'd think aft of the wings would be fitting.  Do they bring along their own cocktail waitresses,  er,  flight attendants,  for these bidness trips, or does USM provide them?

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When you mention the "Thames boys,"  are you speaking of SFT's sons,  the two Hattiesburg/Laurel dentists?  Please pardon my ignorance but what do they have to do with the USM airplane?  Do they really own a half interest?  Is that even legal?

questions about the 1/2 de plane

If an ass rides in a half plane does he become half-assed?

What is a co-pilot of a half-plane called?

Which half of de plane does USM own...bow or aft, port or starboard?

Do the parachutes on de 1/2 plane come in two parts?

If you use the ejection seat from a half-plane do you stop half way to the ground?

If de 1/2 plane was painted with American Pride paint, what colors would be appropriate?

If Rudolph the Rednosed Reinder saw de half-plane, what would he say?

What would the passengers on de 1/2 plane be called if they flew over both the North and South Poles?

1/2 de plane, 1/2 de plane wrote:

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What is a co-pilot of a half-plane called?

Stupid.

 Which half of de plane does USM own...bow or aft, port or starboard?

The 4th tier of each of the above.

 Do the parachutes on de 1/2 plane come in two parts?

No. There are no bailouts at USM. Passengers pushed out without notice. 

If you use the ejection seat from a half-plane do you stop half way to the ground?

Yes. The hot air from Hardy Street keeps you suspended indefinitely.

If de 1/2 plane was painted with American Pride paint, what colors would be appropriate?

Soylant Green.

If Rudolph the Rednosed Reinder saw de half-plane, what would he say?

"Check the rack on that one!"

What would the passengers on de 1/2 plane be called if they flew over both the North and South Poles?

Wurl' Class Wurl' Pass.......

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Contestant A wrote:

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1/2 de plane, 1/2 de plane wrote:


What is a co-pilot of a half-plane called?
Stupid.
 Which half of de plane does USM own...bow or aft, port or starboard?
The 4th tier of each of the above.
 Do the parachutes on de 1/2 plane come in two parts?
No. There are no bailouts at USM. Passengers pushed out without notice. 
If you use the ejection seat from a half-plane do you stop half way to the ground?
Yes. The hot air from Hardy Street keeps you suspended indefinitely.
If de 1/2 plane was painted with American Pride paint, what colors would be appropriate?
Soylant Green.
If Rudolph the Rednosed Reinder saw de half-plane, what would he say?
"Check the rack on that one!"
What would the passengers on de 1/2 plane be called if they flew over both the North and South Poles?
Wurl' Class Wurl' Pass.......

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Contestant A....You are in First Place!