I know we went through this not long ago, but new faculty and students may have joined us since then. Katrina bids fair to come right over our heads. I just heard that contraflow will begin about 4pm today. Do not take this lightly. Have plenty of water (tub, washer, etc.) as power may be out for some time and you'll need to bathe and flush. If you're new in town, ask your neighbors what happens in your neighborhood. Certain areas are bad to flood. Vict and other friends, I have some extra room, references required. No alligators allowed.
Thanks for the offer, but if my dear pet "Albert" can't come, too, I guess we'll just ride it out here, surrounded by junk food, Coleman lanterns, battery-powered televisions & chilled adult beverages.
Me, Thibodeaux and T-Fred are on de road comin up out de bayou country. We be headen up to H'burg and dat fancy shelter on Jamestown Road, ya. Don know why der not many refugee's der cause it some fine shelter, ya. Do anybody know where we can stop to get some cheap chickens for T-Fred?
I have had the Weather Channel on all day, and this one looks like it could be big (as in damaging). Although I am about a thousand miles away -- I am crossing all fingers and toes that Katrina's bark is worse than her bite.
Thanks for the offer, but if my dear pet "Albert" can't come, too, I guess we'll just ride it out here, surrounded by junk food, Coleman lanterns, battery-powered televisions & chilled adult beverages. Anyway, if the current NHC intensity forecast holds, I'd rather be where I am than in H'burg...
My cabin boy tells me that one knot is 1.15 miles per hour. If he's right we're really in for it.
Mr. Boudreaux and party, I hope you will receive this message in time. Perhaps you will stop at a place with internet access? If so, please do not go to the same house you visited before. Mlle. de Guerre received some unpleasant correspondence after that episode, for which I take entire responsibility.
I do think you should possibly consider leaving T-Fred at home during these evacuations. After all, he is indigineous to the area, and has probably weathered a great many fierce storms in his life. And, he can swim.
After some discussion, Mlle has decided that you are welcome to stay in our guest house, but we too must invoke the "no alligators" rule. It's too dangerous for T-Fred, with Dervish about. One does not wish to provoke incidents with the Fish & Game personnel, especially as Mr. Klumb may someday be associated with them. (One hopes.)
My word of warning to you is this -- do not tell Mlle. de Guerre that the language you speak is "French" -- there may be repercussions. Also, the koi are our friends, not gumbo ingredients. See you soon.
H. Angleterre, Social Secretary to Monique de Guerre
Mr. Boudreaux and party, I hope you will receive this message in time. Perhaps you will stop at a place with internet access? If so, please do not go to the same house you visited before. Mlle. de Guerre received some unpleasant correspondence after that episode, for which I take entire responsibility. I do think you should possibly consider leaving T-Fred at home during these evacuations. After all, he is indigineous to the area, and has probably weathered a great many fierce storms in his life. And, he can swim. After some discussion, Mlle has decided that you are welcome to stay in our guest house, but we too must invoke the "no alligators" rule. It's too dangerous for T-Fred, with Dervish about. One does not wish to provoke incidents with the Fish & Game personnel, especially as Mr. Klumb may someday be associated with them. (One hopes.) My word of warning to you is this -- do not tell Mlle. de Guerre that the language you speak is "French" -- there may be repercussions. Also, the koi are our friends, not gumbo ingredients. See you soon. H. Angleterre, Social Secretary to Monique de Guerre
Hermione Angleterre,
Many tanks for your kind offer. Me, I been tryin to get Thibodeaux to leave T-Fred, but dat coon-ass just love dat gater, ya. He don go nowhere without T-Fred. no.
We did stop near dat Wiggins exit and bought a mess of chickens fer T-Fred. Dey are all tied to de back of dey truck in cages so T-Fred can’t get to dem.
You didn’t say why we shouldn’t go to dat fancy shelter on Jamestown road. Me, I hope nuttin happened to dat nice man what tell us bout dat economic development, no. Thibodeaux and me would a get degrees dis summer, but dey don have de graduation dis summer, no.
Sure would like ta meet you, but dat attack poodle would be too much for T-Fred, ya,
T-Fred, he be a gentile gater, for sure. We gettin back on I-59 an will check back later.
Translation for the new students: Shelby Thames won't cancel class until it's too late to evacuate and he'll only cancel it for one day, even if half the buildings on campus were blown over. Time off for mother nature is wasted money to the Thamester.
I remember USM being closed for 3 days during Hurricane Georges back in '98, but I suppose that was under Fleming's tenure, right? (Or was Uncle Aub still at the helm? The mind is the first thing to go...) We didn't have electricity, as I recall, so it wouldn't have made sense to hold classes anyway.
We didn't have water either. Fleming was president, and we were out for 3 (or was it 4?) days. The official word was given to us 2 days (or a day and a half) before it was supposed to (and did) hit.
But if you've got an aircraft carrier, destroyer, or pickup truckload of alligators, the Fleet Numerical Meteorology & Oceanography Center has an interesting map that shows not only the projected path but predicted wind radii. Scroll down on the page & click the left-hand map. The page updates automagically & there is an archive of previous maps.
As of 10 AM CDT, KAtrina was a Strong Category 5 with wind speeds of 175 MPH, the track has slightly shifted eastward by a couple of miles, and the map from the National Hurricane Center in Miami has the eye coming right through Hattiesburg as a hurricane. I see Shelby still hasn't canceled classes in Hattiesburg, but if this storm continues to build upto Camille type proportions, I'd say screw the Dome Gnome and get the hell out of Dodge.
"Forecasters said wind gusts of more than 100 mph can be expected along the Interstate 59 and U.S. 98 corridors in the Hattiesburg-Laurel area Monday after Katrina makes landfall."
The University of Southern Mississippi's Hattiesburg campus will be closed Monday, August 29 and will reopen tentatively on Tuesday, August 30. For updated information, call (601) 266-4494, log on to
www.usm.edu or monitor your local media outlets. All essential personnel will report to work on the Hattiesburg campus Monday morning.
All Southern Miss Gulf Coast operations will be closed both Monday, August
29 and Tuesday, August 30. For updated information, call (228) 865-4500, log on to
Uuh, yeah. Just checked the USM website - no such information. What is their problem? If they think there will be classes on Tuesday they are delusional - they will be lucky to have any electricity by then.
info wrote: The University of Southern Mississippi's Hattiesburg campus will be closed Monday, August 29 and will reopen tentatively on Tuesday, August 30. For updated information, call (601) 266-4494, log on to www.usm.edu or monitor your local media outlets. All essential personnel will report to work on the Hattiesburg campus Monday morning. All Southern Miss Gulf Coast operations will be closed both Monday, August 29 and Tuesday, August 30. For updated information, call (228) 865-4500, log on to www.usm.edu/gulfcoast or monitor your local media outlets.
If Curt is correct, and I really hope he isn't, and the eye passes over H'burg, you guys won't have classes for a month. No electricity, no safe water, flooding, all sorts of fun and games (NOT).
Please be careful and if they order an evacuation, heed it, leave, go somewhere else until she passes through. While I don't know many of you personally, I have grown to care about all of you.
Emma wrote: And who might those "essential personnel" be? If they only had a brain, a heart, and some courage.
Hmmm.... If you don't show up Monday morning, you're admitting you're nonessential. And in tough budget times, nonessential personnel is disposable. Hmmm....
Gotta go tinker with the new generator. See y'all in the aftermath.
Invictus wrote: Emma wrote: And who might those "essential personnel" be? If they only had a brain, a heart, and some courage.
Hmmm.... If you don't show up Monday morning, you're admitting you're nonessential. And in tough budget times, nonessential personnel is disposable. Hmmm....
Gotta go tinker with the new generator. See y'all in the aftermath.
Invictus, you're worrying me. You're in an area that's predicted to get--what?--140 mph winds? Or am I thinking of another semi-semi-anonymous poster?