First candidate applies for Shelby's job - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: May 26, 2005

RE: First candidate applies for Shelby's job

Date: May 26, 2005

Reason # 5: can whistle USM fight song:

Date: May 26, 2005

Reason # 6: strong commitment to family values:

Date: May 26, 2005

Reason # 7: Can restore long-lost "stud factor" to USM Great Leader position:

Date: May 26, 2005

Thank you, I don't know how anybody can argue with all of your qualifications to fill Thames shoes.

Date: May 28, 2005

Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) Poster

Me!

Date: May 28, 2005

as usual!

Date: May 28, 2005

Mr. Lay, I am afraid that you might not be free to be president. And while you might be pretty good in the financial department you are too subtle to take the place of our brazen president.

As for the woman who is not so subtle she is too brazen and would definately not get the women's vote.

Dr. Kim, what have you to say about the new candidates?

Date: May 28, 2005

Date: May 28, 2005

Ah, Chainsaw Al! You do remember what eventually happened to him?

Sic semper tyrannis.

Date: May 28, 2005

in a China Shop!

Date: May 28, 2005

Thats a good one.

Date: May 28, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Bull
" in a China Shop!"

May 28, 2005

Forget Bull in a China Shop, Try Elephant in Diner!

SEOUL (Reuters) - Six elephants escaped from a zoo and roamed around the South Korean capital Wednesday, briefly crashing their way into a restaurant before being rounded up, police and zoo officials said.

The elephants were on a parade led by mahouts outside their enclosure inside Seoul Children’s Grand Park in the east of the city when one was apparently startled and bolted, a zoo official said by telephone.

The five others followed “because they have the tendency to do that,” the official said.

Date: May 28, 2005

That's an even better one. But in reality I don't think we can have either a bull or an elephant for our president even though he might give the appearance of one at times.

Date: May 31, 2005

Date: May 31, 2005

In keeping with the perception as a fifth tier university in the state that excells at being 50th we need short old white guys. We should at least try for some rhythm!

Date: Jun 1, 2005

Date: Jun 2, 2005

Date: Jun 2, 2005

How would an aquarius, aries, or cancer fill the position?? Why not taurus, capricorn, or leo?

Date: Jun 3, 2005

inquiring mind wrote:

How would an aquarius, aries, or cancer fill the position?? Why not taurus, capricorn, or leo?

Date: Jun 3, 2005

inquiring mind wrote:

How would an aquarius, aries, or cancer fill the position?? Why not taurus, capricorn, or leo?

Date: Jun 3, 2005

Capricorn wrote:

inquiring mind wrote: How would an aquarius, aries, or cancer fill the position?? Why not taurus, capricorn, or leo?

Date: Jun 3, 2005

That still doesn't answer my question. But thanks for responding.

Date: Jun 3, 2005

Inquiring Mind,

I agree: this is one of the most puzzling series of posts in the history of this board -- and that's saying a lot!

Date: Jun 3, 2005

USM Sympathizer wrote:

Inquiring Mind, I agree: this is one of the most puzzling series of posts in the history of this board -- and that's saying a lot!

might as well go to the pencil derived president

Date: Jun 3, 2005

adding on wrote:

USM Sympathizer wrote: Inquiring Mind, I agree: this is one of the most puzzling series of posts in the history of this board -- and that's saying a lot! might as well go to the pencil derived president

perhaps we are looking for the deeper meaning of life in our search for a virtuous president, the signs of the horoscope may be a reach into a poster's id reflecting the other worldliness of the current situtation. I think we really need to ponder the real meaning of life and fulfillment as we search.

Date: Jun 4, 2005

Date: Jun 4, 2005

I'm not sure how to ask this question delicately of the person who has been posting all the astrological pictures, but . . .

. . . have you been smoking any funny-looking cigarettes recently?

Date: Jun 5, 2005

A (wo)man must have some wit to know (s)he is a fool.

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