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The strain of being one of the least competent presidents in the history of American higher education has begun to take is psychological toll on Shelby, so he goes to a psychiatrist.  He says, "Doc, lately I've been having fantasies.  Sometimes I think I'm a tee-pee, and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam."  The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Sir, you are definitely too tense."

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Based on the IHL thread:

SFT started a watermelon business, buying from a farmer at four for a dollar, trucking tham in to sell in town at twenty cents each. At the end of a week ,he was deeply in the hole.

"Only one answer," he said. "I've got to buy a bigger truck."

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Throw it at your knees

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"The strain of being one of the least competent presidents in the history of American higher education has begun to take is psychological toll on Shelby, so he goes to a psychiatrist.  He says, "Doc, lately I've been having fantasies.  Sometimes I think I'm a tee-pee, and sometimes I think I'm a wigwam."  The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Sir, you are definitely too tense.""

For "I'm with stupid" - two tents!

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I'm with stupid

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"For "I'm with stupid" - two tents!"


Thank you...I need a professional joke translator!

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