Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!!  Don't be afraid...right behind this curtain, we have the man that drove the University of Southern Mississippi into the ground!!   What's that you say, little Lady?  You thought he'd be bigger?  We get that a lot...Don't let his size fool you!  How many people could take a major state university and dismantle it?!?  You wouldn't want to run into this guy in a dark alley, I assure you!!  What's that sir?  You have an object in your yard that resembles this man?  I've heard that before too...  Only a dollar, ladies and gentleman.  Please turn off you cell phones before entering...we can't figure out how he does it, but he has an uncanny ability to listen in to any calls you might receive.