The Emergency Ad Hoc Committee on Sobriquet Superiority is pleased to announce that voting is open for the weekly Nom d'Aplomb Award. In the spirit of shared governance, the committee lets everyone vote. In fact, we share the governance so much, that we'll let you have second or third helpings. If you have nothing better to do than click the "back" button & vote a couple of dozen times, we do suggest you take up a hobby. (Miss Information suggests tatting antimacassars.)

To rate the nom-inations for the weekly award, visit the Vote-O-Matic™ Beside each nom-ination is a dropdown box that you may use to rate any or all of the aliases on a scale of 0 to 5, where 0 & 5 represent whatever you want them to represent.

This week's secret access code is: Sweep The Dome

The lucky winner will be announced some time on Sunday, along with the usual commentary, by the member of the Committee who draws the short straw. The winner will, of course, receive a coveted suitable-for-resumé-padding certificate of achievement.

Again, rate this week's slate of nom-inations at the Vote-O-Matic™.

In honor of Spring Break, there will be no Nom d'Aplomb award next week. Have fun sipping pina coladas at the beach with Frank & Gary!