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Ricky Lee's Risk Manager

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Other failings of the Kevin Walters administration:


Unable to successfully determine if Roy Klumb is animal, vegetable or mineral.


Leaving now prevents him from becoming a salty old broad like Janet Braswell or Nikki Maute. (Though he does look good in a dress!)


His tiny, "Shrek" ears won't burn from all the extremely kind and wonderful things said about him in public and private forums by local millionaires.



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punkethos

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    Oh. My. God.


    Sangria is ready when you are!


    xxoo


 


 


 



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Top- 10

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Scary stuff - LOL


We'll all miss Kevin!



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stephen judd

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By the way: a brief comment on the "slanted reporting" of the American and its tendency to focus on the negative things at USM instead of the postive.


The "positive"  examples cited at the meeting:  I know that many of these examples HAVE been published in the paper already. It is no secret about the Placido concert. It is no secret that the school of music has been bringing in "world class" artists for years. I've seen laudatory articles about those events, about Jay, about the Opera and many other aspects of the music school besides the concert -- praised in the very same Hattiesburg American that was condemned in the meeting. I've seen articles and anouncements about many of those examples of USM's "good" side.


Very few things on this list are secrets. Very few things have not received their due attention. But you can't blame the newspaper if it continues to follow news -- and the primary news from the campus since the Deans were fired has been the conflict between the faculty and the administration. And a reminder: it was the administration that called the press and created a press conference when the Dvorak affair started. Up to that point all contact between AAUP, faculty Senate and the administration had been private. It is the administration in almost every case that has fed the news itself, used the news to get its side of the story out. It is the administration that has a press office -- the faculty have almost always been in the position of responding to news events created by the administration. It is not now the fault of the faculty that the American, knowing this administration's tendency to keep doing stupid things, now habitually sends a reporter (often the much to be missed Mr. Walters)  to Faculty Senate meetings and the AAUP meetings in the anticipation that there will be some new response from faculty to a new crisis precipitated by the administration.



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Ricky Lee's risk manager

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Tsk, tsk, tsk. More failings of the Kevin Walters administration have been brought to light. To wit:


* Failed to file public records request to determine if Carl Nicholson is really a Dick Cheney lookalike android sent to spy on USM insurgents.


* Must now pass up lucrative payday as profanity consultant on HBO's "Deadwood", the c*********s!


* Finger-pointing, name calling, booger flicking, butt scratching must now be delegated soley to American's sports staff.


* Though tempted, never watched 'rasslin on Saturdays with USM v.p. Cecil Burge.


* Though he ate at many ADP First Fridays, he never tried the waffles.


* Failed to figure out details of that whole syntax "thing".


* Marvin Gaye impersonation lacked oomph.


* Unable to determine if Tim Hudson's "special account" went for new books in the library or for thongs.


* Knows all the lyrics to Crue's "Girls, Girls, Girls", but hopelessly perplexed by USM's school song.



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Invictus

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Originally posted by: Ricky Lee's Risk Manager

"Unable to successfully determine if Roy Klumb is animal, vegetable or mineral."


Hmmm... Perhaps the USM polymer science department can snag a multi-million dollar research grant to resolve this question. Personally, I'm beginning to suspect that Roy Klumb is just a holographic projection used by other IHL members to distract the rabble while they leave the building.

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