I've finally figured out the problem. You academic types just don't know what real work is. Well don't you worry, because I'm about to show you, soon as I get settled in my new office. I've asked Bobbie Joe to get your personnel folders for me to study, and I'll have a pretty good idea of what you all have done in the real world, if anything, before I even get to Hattiesburg. Dr. Malone tells me that you folks in liberal arts and business don't do any real research, and he sees no reason why you couldn't handle teaching up to five courses each semester plus a couple in the summer. After all, you've got teaching assistants who do all the hard work for you. You can call me a troll and make fun of me now but there's about to be some changes made, and me and Shelby are going make them happen.
quote: Originally posted by: Robert Campbell "Web Master, Is it time to get out the troll zapper? Robert Campbell"
Robert,
I'm beginning to find this character entertaining. Read it as satire, and don't waste your breath trying to respond to his diatribes. He/she may even be one of "us" having a little fun. Besides, I hope to visit "Professor Johnson" later in his remodeled toilet stall office at USM.
quote: Originally posted by: Robert Campbell "If USM survives the Thames era, maybe the museum dedicated to the crisis should include a display of the toilet-stall office. RC"
Now you're talking, Robert. I can envision an exhibit featuring the toilet-stall office, complete with a bronze of W.J. Johnson occupying the throne in a pose modeled after Auguste Rodin's "The Thinker." Now all we have to do is figure out what "Professor Johnson" looks like.
quote: Originally posted by: Invictus " A similar photo has been posted on another thread, but actually WJJ's picture isn't that hard to google up... "
Ah yes, how could I forget the face that launched a thousand, uhh,....never mind.
quote: Originally posted by: cialis "This poster is not the original W.J. Johnson. It's clear from the formatting and wording of the posts. This is a second (perhaps) third W.J."
And why do we care about those Johnson boys anyway, other than their entertainment value? They're all phoney, some more articulate than others, but phoney nonetheless.