The "About Myself" message a fake - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Mar 9, 2005

The "About Myself" message a fake

Date: Mar 9, 2005

Okay, looks like some of you folks got what you wanted. Real or not, I think it's a shame (s)he's gone. (S)He provided some insight into how Brad Brian, et al think, and perhaps even how W.J. Johnson thinks assuming he's for real. In a few weeks if you're wondering whether he's on campus or not, remember why he left.

Date: Mar 9, 2005

good riddance

anyway I did the same thing a few weeks ago and he didn't really leave

Date: Mar 9, 2005

You did what a few weeks ago? I don't understand your post.

Date: Mar 9, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: The Real W.J. Johnson
"The message entitled "About Myself" posted recently is by an imposter. I have been a cordial poster to this board, and have provided information about myself and why some of us support Dr. Thames. I also concluded earlier that if an imposter took my board identity that I would not post here any longer. Since this has now happened, I am exiting the board, though with no hard feelings. I look forward to working with business school faculty and staff in the coming weeks. Thank you for listening to me."

W.J.,

May I call you W. J.? Please call me L.V. I was sorry to learn that the "About myself" message wasn't legit, because I thought your impostor's idea of a meeting was very sensible. In fact, it was one of the best suggestions I've heard from you or your impostors. I'd have come. The fact that the fake message was believable illustrates the problem we have with you. We don't know who you are, who's posting under your name, whether your name is real, or whether you're a creation of Lisa Mader. I regret that you've decided to depart the scene. At least I think I think I am, because I have no clue whether the first post was real, and this one's a fake, or vice versa. Whatever the case, if you exist, maybe we'll hook up for that glass of sweet tea one of these days. I have a few thoughts I'd like to share with you.

Your friend,

Least Venerable

Date: Mar 9, 2005

LV, just don't plan to meet him at Luby's in the "new Mall" -- they've been closed for quite a while.

Date: Mar 9, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: The Real W.J. Johnson
"The message entitled "About Myself" posted recently is by an imposter........ I am exiting the board"

An imposter in our midst? And you're leaving us? Ohhhh Noooo! Say it ain't so Willie Joe!

Date: Mar 9, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: The Real W.J. Johnson
"The message entitled "About Myself" posted recently is by an imposter."

Mr. Johnson, were all of those messages posted by your secretary legitimate, or does she also have an alter ego? You never mentioned them as being "fake," so can we assume Bettie Joe Wurstheimer is real, and that she was speaking at your behest?

Date: Mar 9, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Mike Wallace
"Mr. Johnson, were all of those messages posted by your secretary legitimate, or does she also have an alter ego? You never mentioned them as being "fake," so can we assume Bettie Joe Wurstheimer is real, and that she was speaking at your behest?"

I'm still confused Mr. Johnson. There's you, who're widely suspected of being a mythical character, then there's Johnson imposter no. 1 and Johnson imposter no. 2, and your imaginary secretary, and your imaginary secretary's imposter. Does that about cover it? I think we need a score card, or flow chart, or both to keep all of you straight.

Date: Mar 9, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Thumper
"I'm still confused Mr. Johnson. There's you, who're widely suspected of being a mythical character, then there's Johnson imposter no. 1 and Johnson imposter no. 2, and your imaginary secretary, and your imaginary secretary's imposter. Does that about cover it? I think we need a score card, or flow chart, or both to keep all of you straight. "

Is Oliver Stone working on a screenplay ("WJJ") now?

And people wonder why I'm a conspiracy theorist.