W.J. Johnson Revealed - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Mar 8, 2005

W.J. Johnson Revealed

Date: Mar 8, 2005

W.J. Johnson was Lamont Cranston in his former life. When he shows up at CBA, he will cloud faculty minds until they cannot see him, but his presence will be everywhere. What W.J. does not know is that with the new motion and breathing detectors we have now, he can be located. I can assure you that there are some COB faculty ready to kick his invisible butt until he looks like an invisible pancake.

Date: Mar 8, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Cossack
"W.J. Johnson was Lamont Cranston in his former life."

Please. I am Lamont Cranston, although I have not posted for quite a while. It is customary on this board to relinquish a posting name when it is learned that another has been using it. Please do not post under Lamont Cranston. You are welcome to the name Lamont Cranston in your narratives, of course, but I hold the Lamont Cranston franchise on this board. Thanks

Date: Mar 8, 2005

Post away Lamont, no one is stealing your handle. Indeed, we would be honored if you would hold the old Lamont aka W.J. Johnson while we kick his invisible butt.

Date: Mar 8, 2005

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Originally posted by: CoB Chronicler
"This has gone on long enough. Sad as it is to proclaim, the truth must now come out. W. J. Johnson is the illegitimate of Judge Cooley. Now, there is a board dweller who knows the intimate details. The interesting part is who Judge Cooley is related to at USM. "

Allow me to connect the dots. Dana Thames is Judge Cooley's love child, and W.J. Johnson, as mentioned earlier, is Cooley's illegitimate son, born out of wedlock to one Angeline Dvorak and given up for adoption as a baby, when Angie was only a wee lass. The Judge had a wild streak as a youth, sowing his oats wherever he could, sprinkling his seed across the land. And now the chickens are coming home to roost.

Date: Mar 8, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Cossack
"Post away Lamont, no one is stealing your handle. Indeed, we would be honored if you would hold the old Lamont aka W.J. Johnson while we kick his invisible butt."

Sounds good to me, Cossack. But first turn him upside down. Let's change what his tatoo says from MOM to WOW!

Date: Mar 8, 2005

USM Geneologist, you are probably correct about the lineage. However, I grew up back in the country and I can tell you that you do not want to walk where the chickens roost, nasty, nasty, nasty, and hard to get off your shoes.