Webster, Where are you? Please come back and consider a new term to be added to your glossary: Coca-Coca Cowboys. That term has taken on a new meaning for USM faculty this week. A meaning that Mel Tillis never had in mind. We need this short-hand descriptive term.

Verse:

She said just leave me alone

And let me hang up this phone

Please don't call me no more

I changed the locks on my door

It's time you understood that we are through

Yes you taught me how to say I just don't care

Chorus:

And she said, you're just a coca cola cowboy

You got an Eastwood smile and Robert Redford hair

But you walked across my heart like it was Texas

And you taught me how to say, I just don't care