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Date: Feb 28, 2005

Limerick Thred

Date: Feb 28, 2005

Limerick Thred [sic]

Date: Feb 28, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: The Poet's Nemesis
"There was a professor named Stringer Who with Glamser was put through the wringer. Old Shelby was bluffin'-- He didn't have nuffin' And the settlement's really a stinger."

Date: Feb 28, 2005

RE: Limerick Thred

Date: Feb 28, 2005

There once was a mean little gnome.

He called USM his home.

The faculty was ****ed,

but he insisted nothing was amiss.

And eventually they kicked his a** out of the dome!!

Date: Feb 28, 2005

I didn't realize it would *** out that word

It begins with a p

second letter i

and I'm sure you figured out the SS's

Date: Feb 28, 2005

The once was a fifedom named Thames

That followed every IHL whim

Monkey see monkey do

They hadn't a clue

Of morality, In their "fun" jungle gym

Date: Feb 28, 2005

There once was a gnome who sat in a dome

And at the mouth he would often foam

I'm having fun he would shout

Which the rest of us didn't doubt

And we really wish he'd just go roam.

Date: Mar 1, 2005

There once was a town with a school,

whose professors thought they were cool,

the school went south due to their mouth,

and they wound being the fool!

Date: Mar 1, 2005

There once was a red troll who thought

To deny all the mess that Thames wrought,

By just blaming each victim

Who still hurt where Thames kicked 'em.

So Red's won the argument--NOT!

Date: Mar 1, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Irish Green
"There once was a red troll who thought To deny all the mess that Thames wrought, By just blaming each victim Who still hurt where Thames kicked 'em. So Red's won the argument--NOT! "

I not only agree with the sentiments (of course) but also admire the poetic skill with which they are expressed. Bravo!

Date: Mar 1, 2005

Me, too. I'm not much for limericks -- every one I write seems to contain the word "Nantucket"...