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In his latest letter, President Thames says that he is regularly informed of campus rumors that are circulating. How do you suppose he gets that information? [50 vote(s)]

Polly Odom spends all day on the AAUP board transcibing rumors; she gives him a list at noon and at five.
44.0%
Jay Grimes stops by Jamestown at 10 each night and reports to SFT (who is in the hot tub ala Scarface) about campus rumors.
18.0%
An anonymous informant leaves a packet of daily rumors in the AKL Bldg head each afternoon.
20.0%
The ladies at his nail salon keep him updated during his manicure.
18.0%
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Secret Agent Gnome

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I believe the majority are passed on to him via the bathroom wall of his private restroom, written by the South Park Underpants Gnomes of course...

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Secret Agent Man

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We haven't heard from Gurunuberg lately. Hmmm. Could he have defected and become a double agent?

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