TOPIC: Important 'Being President is Fun' Poll --- Vote
USM President says he feels great and is having "fun" being President. What do you think he feels is the most fun aspect of presiding over USM? [39 vote(s)]
Leading the "yous guys suck" jeers at the refs for throwing Eustachy out of basketball games.
2.6%
Being on top of Cynthia Moore and Lisa Mader (in USM's organizational chart)
17.9%
Having the chance to refer to male faculty as "Dr." and female faculty as "Ms.".
23.1%
Being in a position to lend the trappings of a state university as a kickstart platform to local redneck mayoral candidates.
5.1%
Playing monopoly (during work hours) with VP of Finance, MR. Gregg Lassen.
15.4%
The opportunity being Prez affords him to spend more time with his family (i.e., Dana).
7.7%
Getting his pilot's license (on the state's dime).
0.0%
Bull$hitting about "the third side" with young Walt Cain.
5.1%
Having the power to move Hudson and Grimes back-and-forth from Long Beach to Hattiesburg as a "goof".
5.1%
Having a bully pulpit to tell the world about the power of plastic.