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It seems a new scandal erupts under SFT's watch about every 4-6 weeks. What major scandal do you think is currently happening (or has happened) that will come to light soon? [40 vote(s)]

USM is currently offering courses and a degree program in blackjack dealing and slots loosening/tightening at night from the basement of the AKL Bldg. without the permission of IHL or the courts.
7.5%
Without faculty knowledge, all classes at USM are currently being transmitted to the web via hidden Internet cameras and "sold" worldwide to facilitate secret online degree programs.
20.0%
The USM Foundation is completely broke, and is now being used solely as a holding facility for out-of-favor staffers, who are tortured daily by Tim Ryan.
15.0%
Shelby Thames' "Man of the Year Award" from Paint & Coatings Magazine was never anything more than a paid-for ad (from USM General Funds); that award does not really exist.
20.0%
The house on Jamestown is now a major conduit in the crystal-meth trade. The new "USM" plane is needed to expand the enterprise.
5.0%
Real estate mogul and SFT friend, Ray Sims, recently (secretly) "purchased" the top floor of the new library at USMGC.
10.0%
Lisa Mader is no longer employed at USM. She is now a mixologist in the New Orleans CBD. Her salary line at USM has been quietly folded into Dana's line.
22.5%
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Please participate in this poll on Major Scandals at USM.  Your inclusion could help soften the next blow.

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truth4usm/AH

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ROTFLMAO!


I'm laughing too hard to vote in this one!




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Music patron X (not the original)

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I voted for the Foundation scandal.  Of course, it's not the next.  It's the now.   My spouse and I are ready to set up 2 different endowed scholarships, but do you think we are going to do it now?  NO WAY!  NO QUARTER from an outsider.

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Give me librium or give me meth

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Hey, the Shelb' is a chemist, y'know?

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