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Date: Jan 19, 2005

Lassen's HA quote on Budget Cuts...

Date: Jan 19, 2005

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Originally posted by: Robin Leach
"At Southern Miss, Lassen cited as a solution [to the budget crisis] . . . finding an organization that could help the university by investing in the school's buildings so the university would pay less in electricity costs on some of its older, less efficient buildings. WTF? "

The liberal arts building would make a wonderful indoor shopping mall. Those vendors renting space would help defray the cost of electricity. One-stop shopping right under one roof. My vision is that Victoria's Secret would be located at the far North end of the East hall, adjacent to the adult video store.

Date: Jan 19, 2005

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Originally posted by: Community Development Planner
" My vision is that Victoria's Secret would be located at the far North end of the East hall, adjacent to the adult video store. "

This would be perfectly great for the president and his public relations advisor, both of whom are known to patronize the businesses of which you speak. Think of the convenience.

Date: Jan 20, 2005

Trust me, folks. This is a great idea! Since I work for a dirty old man, I know that he loves young ladies -- just think of the possibilities! Extra credit for "personal shopping" and "modeling of merchandise." Given what I saw when we visited USM to scout talent for our "Girls of SACS Probation" issue, I'd say that USM has an above-average level of attractive females, any or all of whom could be great "human mannequins" in Victoria's.

Date: Jan 20, 2005

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"Trust me, folks. This is a great idea! Since I work for a dirty old man, I know that he loves young ladies -- just think of the possibilities! "

And which dirty old man would that be? Could you provide us with a few hints? Does he happen to have his name on a campus building?

Date: Jan 20, 2005

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Originally posted by: Bob Guccione
"And which dirty old man would that be? Could you provide us with a few hints? Does he happen to have his name on a campus building?"

No, Bob, Hugh Heffner doesn't have his name on a campus building. Yet. You still have time to work out that bankruptcy thing & beat him to it. Operators are standing by. Visa & Mastercard accepted.

Date: Jan 21, 2005

Nothing sexier than an attractive young woman wearing a shirt with the slogan...
Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere.

Date: Jan 21, 2005

TM, we need to talk. You're exactly the kind of guy the boss needs on his creative team. If you could, please email me at 43cm@playboy.com to discuss other creative set-ups for the other SACS Probation Schools: Chipola College, Huntingdon College, louisiana College, Talladega College, Wingate University, Georgetown College (not the Hoyas), Lees-McRae College, LeNoire-Rhyne College, Odessa College, and Texas College. Until SACS put Southern Miss on probation, I was afraid that we were going to have to run the issue without a major sports conference affiliate. Wait, C-USA hasn't revoked USM's membership yet, have they?