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The Fugitive

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An associate and I just pumped a tank of gas over on Broadway Drive and fled the scene without paying.  A high speed chase ensued, and we ditched our stolen vehicle over on 4th street at one of the apartment complexes next to Pete Taylor Park.  We are hiding out in a vacant apartment, but our capture is coming any minute now --- foot patrols are canvassing these complexes as I type.


I'm looking out of a window towards campus.  I can see a sign that says "Nitchampburg, MS" off in the distance.  My friend says that if we can make it over there, the Hattiesburg City Police will lose legal jurisdiction, and we'll be home free (once a helicopter picks us up).


My question: Is his information about this location accurate?  Please respond quickly, we are running out of time.



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Are you with SFT or against him?  That will determine your outcomes.  With--bon voyage.  Against--Parchman or teaching back on the faculty.

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Do you know the way to Nitchampburg?

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Also, ask yourself:  Are you a "red, blooded American male" or a "great little lady?"


These questions may help you enter the Kingdom of Nitchampburg (as will the ability to roll with a job snowball, give up your rollover funds, or just plain rollover for SFT).



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Nitchampburg's authorities (Eustachy, etc.) appear to be much softer on crime (e.g., worst home loss/theft in history last week, no defensive effort/pressure).  I would get there and stay there, taking my chances with the Nitchampburg authorities, if I were you.  Heck, if either you or your associate can run-n-gun, you might get a basketball scholarship.

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