WDAM just did a sports piece stating that M.K. Turk is now the Mayor of Nitchampburg. They also showed video footage of Giannini and "The Lady Chabliss" of Nitchampburg, Lisa Mader, standing around watching the fans eat the free food there (Mader was actually on her cell, probably reporting on the turnout to SFT).
I don't know. If you ask me, Nitchampburg is just one big bad neighborhood.
Who else was running for mayor? Colonel Nat? Seymour? Bud Holmes?
If you ask me, the whole thing is ridiculous. What a ridiculous waste of time, space, and energy for some invented tradition that either sounds like a public service announcement for lice prevention or the site of Nazi war crime trials. Puh-leaze.