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Date: Dec 22, 2004

Where's My Banner ?

Date: Dec 22, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Michael Jackson
"Dear Mississippi Friends, Could anyone tell me if that lovely banner bearing my countenance has been removed from its temporary resting place at the university? Dr. Thames and Miz Mader were kind enough to promise it to me but now I can't seem to reach them. Yours truly, Michael Jackson"

Dear Michael,

I'm not certain of this, but I think your banner may now be covering the master suite windows at the Thames mansion. Dr. Thames is known to resort to extraordinary means to avoid the light of day. By the way, how's the progress on your new album? What's the name of it? "Now I'm Really Bad" or "Badder Than I Used To Be." I'm really looking forward to it. Keep in touch.

Your friend,

Dr. Venerable

Date: Dec 22, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Least Venerable
" ..... Keep in touch. Your friend, Dr. Venerable"

Dear Least, Be careful about telling MJ to "keep in touch." I've heard he takes it literally.

Date: Dec 22, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Lost in Space and Translation
"Dear Least, Be careful about telling MJ to "keep in touch." I've heard he takes it literally. "

Not if you're over the age of 12...

Date: Dec 22, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Michael Jackson
"Dear Mississippi Friends, I'm very busy in California at the moment so I'm a bit out of touch with my many fans in Hattiesburg. Could anyone tell me if that lovely banner bearing my countenance has been removed from its temporary resting place at the university? Dr. Thames and Miz Mader were kind enough to promise it to me but now I can't seem to reach them. I could really use it now, to cover the windows of my master suite at Neverland. I think it will be perfectly great to awaken in the morning to a large image of myself. Thank you so much for honoring me. If any of you have plans to visit the west coast feel free to stop by Neverland. There's always plenty of room for my friends. Yours truly, Michael Jackson"

That banner does not have your ugly face splattered on its surface, Jocko. That is MY face you see there. Look at it carefully and you can tell.

Boy Georgie