you know you are a little, redneck university if....

your faculty:student ratio and your univ lawyer:student ratio are about the same size.....

your governing Board's President tries to mask your President's, SACS failings by saying "Problems can arise in any organization .... heck, my pulpwood company is currently having financial troubles, and I'm fourth generation..."....

openings for your upper level administration positions are advertised in the local newspaper......

your President thinks Uday and Qusay would've made good Deans......

your President believes that two individuals there who are trained in english and chemistry are the world's leading experts on economic development.....

your official mailing address changes two times or more in a single calendar year....

your official mantra is ".... a research-extensive, at-will employment university...".....

all the coaches in your Athletics Department are on the verge of having to teach 4/4 loads in various subjects just to keeps the wheels on the place.....

your central administration actually tries to tell local media that loss of SACS accreditation can only bolster faculty and student recruitment efforts......