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Date: Nov 25, 2004

New Online Degrees (Free)!

Date: Nov 25, 2004

If I name BOGUS as the current beneficiary of my life insurance policy, would you consider renaming the Economic Devlopment Numerology degree to the Dr. MMR Economic Development Numerology degree?

Date: Nov 25, 2004

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Originally posted by: Dr. MaderMath Revisited
"If I name BOGUS as the current beneficiary of my life insurance policy, would you consider renaming the Economic Devlopment Numerology degree to the Dr. MMR Economic Development Numerology degree?"

We do not take credit cards.

Date: Nov 25, 2004

Look at the four advertisements of on-line universities appearing at the top of this thread!

Date: Nov 25, 2004

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

By unanimous vote of our trustees, BOGUS has officially changed its name to the BEST ONLINE GRATUITOUS UNIVERSITY IN THE SOUTH. The board felt that "good-for-nothin'" expressed a level of truth in advertising that was incongruous with the rest of the industry & that the insertion of a word that at least looks Latin gives an additional patina of respectability to our products, er, diplomas.

Be sure to visit the BOGUS Diplomatator to get your degrees & enjoy the latest pop-up technology...

Date: Nov 25, 2004

Once again, the PR department botches a simple assignment...

Here's the correct link to the Diplomatator.

(If you click the ad banners in the pop-up, you get more ad banners. Enjoy! And remember, DISABLE your pop-up blocker with visiting the Diplomatator!)

Date: Nov 26, 2004

What a perfect Christmas present. I might give degrees to my whole family. Just think of how the enrollment numbers will soar. This could end up being the BIGGEST online program in the state, nation, and World. BOGUS to the top!!!!!

One tiny question . . . can you throw in a football program into this online university? I am sure that it's important to about 5 or 6 people on this universe.

Date: Nov 26, 2004

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Originally posted by: Emma
"One tiny question . . . can you throw in a football program into this online university? I am sure that it's important to about 5 or 6 people on this universe."

Prestigious, suitable-for-framing Football Metaphysics degrees are now available from the Diplomatator.

Date: Nov 26, 2004

Thanks for adding on that new degree. Our holidays have now become merrier and bright. 5 or 6 people in this universe thank BOGUS for this unbelievable opportunity.

Date: Dec 6, 2004

You're missing the BOGUS market here friend - hear that there's a BIG demand for doctorates in motivational speaking. If you don't offer it soon, the opportunity might just be snatched up by some entrepreneurial type somewhere else (like maybe in a new center on the coast?)

Date: Dec 6, 2004

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Originally posted by: The Ultimate Pyramid Scheme
"You're missing the BOGUS market here friend - hear that there's a BIG demand for doctorates in motivational speaking. If you don't offer it soon, the opportunity might just be snatched up by some entrepreneurial type somewhere else (like maybe in a new center on the coast?)"

The Best Online Gratuitous University in the South (BOGUS) is pleased to announce by popular demand it's new degree program in MULTI-LEVEL MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING.

Date: Dec 6, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Invictus' Virtual Provost
"The Best Online Gratuitous University in the South (BOGUS) is pleased to announce by popular demand it's new degree program in MULTI-LEVEL MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING. "

Get your degree(s) at THE DIPLOMATATOR.

Date: Dec 6, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Invictus' Virtual Provost
" The Best Online Gratuitous University in the South (BOGUS) is pleased to announce by popular demand it's new degree program in MULTI-LEVEL MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING. "

Now, that's what I would call world class response time from a customer service organization that recognizes student consumers.