There have sometimes been references on these threads to one or more persons who are writing a book about the "mess" at USM. I'd like know if these rumors are true. I don't need names, just information. Thanks in advance for any resonses.
SO GLAD to hear this news Robert! For many of us it will be a page turner......and I for one can't wait. Of course the last chapter has to play out first-----the one where Shelby gets his walking papers!
quote: Originally posted by: foot soldier "There have sometimes been references on these threads to one or more persons who are writing a book about the "mess" at USM. I'd like know if these rumors are true. I don't need names, just information. Thanks in advance for any resonses."
I am working on a book deal--a memoir--but I am having trouble with the title.
I can't seem to finish it.
At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ."
I would appreciate constructive feedback that might help me with my writer's block.
quote: Originally posted by: Allen Luddite " I am working on a book deal--a memoir--but I am having trouble with the title. I can't seem to finish it. At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ." I would appreciate constructive feedback that might help me with my writer's block. Allen"
This reminds me of my undergraduate days, when fraternities and sororities would 'decorate' their houses for Homecoming Week. The university was going to a post-season bowl, whereas the traditional rival was having a difficult football season, so the Phi Gamma Deltas turned the front of their fraternity into a large 'porcelain throne' labelled "<college name> is also bowl-bound."
quote: Originally posted by: Allen Luddite "At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ."
I know you expected someone to suggest that the title of your book should be "From College Bowl to Toilet Bowl. But that title is too mundane and overused. I suggest that you call the book "From College Bowl to College Bozo."
quote: Originally posted by: Best Cellar " I know you expected someone to suggest that the title of your book should be "From College Bowl to Toilet Bowl. But that title is too mundane and overused. I suggest that you call the book "From College Bowl to College Bozo." "
The title I suggested refers to the 4th tier status. It does not refer to football (we've got a great coach and a great team!)
quote: Originally posted by: Allen Luddite " I am working on a book deal--a memoir--but I am having trouble with the title. I can't seem to finish it. At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ." I would appreciate constructive feedback that might help me with my writer's block. Allen"
From College Bowl to Boll Weavil: Academia Just Lookin' for a Home
quote: Originally posted by: Allen Luddite " I am working on a book deal--a memoir--but I am having trouble with the title. I can't seem to finish it. At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ." I would appreciate constructive feedback that might help me with my writer's block. Allen"
"From College Bowl to Bowling for Bidness in the Name of Economic Development"
quote: Originally posted by: Best Cellar "The title I suggested refers to the 4th tier status. It does not refer to football (we've got a great coach and a great team!)"
While I don't doubt the support of 'Best Cellar' for Jeff Bower and the team, it's worth pointing out that the "College Bowl" WAS a televised 'competition of the minds' from the 50s and 60s, which featured 5-person teams of college students in a "Trivial Knowledge" competition. In these 'run for your lives' times, it might be nice to think that USM would still have bright students and be eligible for a new "College Bowl," but there's always football . . .
quote: Originally posted by: Allen Luddite " I am working on a book deal--a memoir--but I am having trouble with the title. I can't seem to finish it. At the moment, my working title is: "From College Bowl to. . ." I would appreciate constructive feedback that might help me with my writer's block. Allen"
quote: Originally posted by: Austin Eagle " USM: From College Bowl to Mind Control ?? AE "
Dear Mr. Eagle,
I am sorry to inform you that the title you suggest, "USM: From College Bowl to Mind Control," is the working title of my own work in progress, which I am co-authoring with my associate, Ms. Lisa Mader. Please select an alternative title and subject matter. Thank you for your understanding.
quote: Originally posted by: Dr. Joseph Goebbels "I am sorry to inform you that the title you suggest, "USM: From College Bowl to Mind Control," is the working title of my own work in progress, which I am co-authoring with my associate, Ms. Lisa Mader. Please select an alternative title and subject matter. Thank you for your understanding."
Sorry, Dr. Joe, but I think AE gets to claim "prior art" on this one, since he posted it to the board first.
Might I suggest an alternative: From College Bowl to Selling Souls...
(I am secretly hoping that Dr. Joseph Goebbels is none other than Judge Thomas Cooley, who has gone undercover for many months. But if this is the case, don't anybody blow his cover . . . )
quote: Originally posted by: Invictus " Sorry, Dr. Joe, but I think AE gets to claim "prior art" on this one, since he posted it to the board first. Might I suggest an alternative: From College Bowl to Selling Souls..."
Invictus,
Thanks for defending me. While I believe you're absolutely correct on the "prior art" claim, I must confess that I am loathe to run afoul of Dr. Goebbels and Ms. Mader, for their tentacles are far-reaching and the prospect of reprisal looms large. So, after giving considerable thought to the unstated primary mission of USM (Economic Development), and the quest to convert the university to a cash cow, I submit for consideration yet another title:
quote: Originally posted by: For Whom the Bell Trolls "In that case, I want a footnote..."
Oops. Did I steal your idea? A thousand pardons. I thought I'd reviewed all the other suggested book titles, but must have overlooked yours. In the event "For Whom the Bowl Tolls" is ultimately selected by Mr. Luddite, I hereby cede credit for the idea and assign all title royalties to you....
My sources tell me that the person writing "the book" is none other than Monte Piliawsky, the author of "Exit 13." He is currently a faculty member at Wayne State University.