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The University of Southern Mississippi and The Department of Economic and Workforce Development invite applications for a tenure-track assistant professor position, with expertise in the area of Innovation-Based Economic Development.

Applications for higher rank will be considered from senior scholars.

Job Duties and Responsibilities:
The candidate will teach and mentor students in the department’s master’s and doctoral programs, aggressively pursue a research agenda in innovation-based economic development, and through the Trent Lott National Center for Excellence in Economic Development and Entrepreneurship actively assist the southern Mississippi region with development of an innovation economy.

Minimum Qualifications:
Doctorate required.

The ideal candidate will combine an academic research agenda with professional experience. Specialization in innovation-based development including, but not limited to, entrepreneurship, technology transfer, knowledge spillover, social networks, innovation councils and commercialization processes.

Salary is commensurate with qualifications and experience. Candidates should submit the following no later than February 1, 2007: letter of application, CV, and contact information for three references. Please specify the position for which you are applying.

Applicants should send a vita to Ken Malone, Chair, Department of Economic and Workforce Development, The University of Southern Mississippi, 118 College Drive #5022, Hattiesburg, MS 39406-0001. AA/EOE/ADAI



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My bold. What the heck?

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Well, I've definitely got the "knowledge spillover" part nailed down.

Oh come on, somebody was going to say it.

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"technology transfer and social networks"

Hey, thanks for passing this along. I may come out of retirement and apply for this one. I've become especially good at throwing ****tail parties (with a specialty in appetizers) designed for networking. I'm also skilled in transferring material from Itunes to my IPod.

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I.O., sorry about the asterisks in your post. ActiveBoard will not allow us to change its profanity filter unless we pay for the "Gold Option." So you will have to give rooster-tail parties instead.

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This is obviously a situtation that is too good to pass up.


Does this substitution pertain only to activities in which one partakes in libations or intamite relations? Or does it extent to all facets of life?Do we need a whole new lexicon for those who do qualify for the "Gold Option"?


Sports?
- Shuttlerooster in for Shuttle****


Georgraphy and history?
- Hanrooster in for Han****


Literature?
- Hitchrooster in for Hitch****


Zoology?
- Roosteratiel in for ****atiel


What can be the limits of the puritinization of our language?


OM



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This topic has just taken on a double meaning. A challenge, to see if it goes beyond a part of the anatomy - bodily discharges?


Sports?
- Miturd for mi****?


Cuisine
- Turdtake for ****take?


(I obviously have too much time, but love a diversion)


OM



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You guys are WAY TOO CLEVER for me.

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