Guru, have you gone underground? Been put in the Forrest County Witness Protection Program? Bought off with Angie's "funny money" from Noetic? Say it isn't so!!
First, the Night Chalker, then Judge & Mrs. Cooley, and now Guru....
Guru, Why haven't you called me? Are you in jail again? Can you get a message out? Don't tell me you used your one phone call to call Pizza Man, again! Let me know if you need bail $$$$$. People from that missive board keep asking about you. Mom
I fear that Guru has been compromised by one of his informants who is, in fact, double-agent. I seem to remember some concern about double-agents recently.