If you all haven't figured it out yet, Elliott Pood wants to be the next Provost. To do so, he has to be in favor with SFT & Co, and since they like it when someone kicks a little English prof a$$, that's what Pood is giving them with his merit raise plan.
I would suggest you follow my lead in how I reacted to the "bad guys" in my latest flick, as Noel Polk has (and to a lesser extent, so has Jon Barron): that is, you "bring the fight to his doorstep." Test and see how good he is at conflict management.
In a roundabout way, Jason may be on to something. There are a couple of threads below about the credentials of USM's administrators and why they dislike and attempt to discredit scholars with national (or better) reputations. I believe it was Cossack who pointed out that USM now has a complete cadre of such persons directing the ship. Others (such as foot soldier) have contributed significantly to the discussion in this particular thread.
A couple of the months ago I remember the business faculty dissected Doty's vita after it was pasted to the CBED webpage. What's the deal with Pood's academic credentials? I have never read anything about this on the board in the past. When Tim Hudson became finalist for the three presidencies this Spring, we got to see his vita (as it was posted on the web). It smacked of in-house favors and cronyism in terms of scholarship, and the most revealing part we got to see was that he's spent much of his "academic career" in geography/ec deve writing fictional short stories instead.
quote: What's the deal with Pood's academic credentials? What's the deal with Pood? "
Found this via Google.
Elliott A. Pood, Ph.D., has been a member of the TORA BOMB SQUAD since 1993. A college professor and administrator, Pood, also known as "Doc," relishes the time he spends with the team. "TORA has ensured that my life is anything but boring." Pood said. "Frequently, throughout the months of April through October each year, students all over our campus can be heard to ask as they walk past me, ‘Blown anything up lately Doc?’ The smile on my face is all the answer they need."
for those who attended his presentations while he interviewed, he talked about and showed his work. new president of the university of iowa has some interesting hobbies (as well as being a physician).
Someone else may have more correct info, but I believe Dr. Pood has a ATF license to work with C-4 explosives and "blows-up" things at military bases to study the effect of "blasts"
i don't know about his c-4 expertise or his atf license (although i think he has one), but he uses his expertise for special effects. i don't recall the military museum in New Orleans, but they had some re-enactment there and he helped with the special effects. i still remember seeing the picture of SLT shooting skeet--i said, be careful the man is good with a gun!
quote: Originally posted by: stinky cheese man "for those who attended his presentations while he interviewed, he talked about and showed his work. new president of the university of iowa has some interesting hobbies (as well as being a physician)."
stinky cheese man, are you in IOWA?
The new president of the Univ. of Iowa . . . plays the saxophone!
quote: Originally posted by: Jump, Jive, 'n Stomp "Does stinky play saxophone? If so, let me ask stinky if he knows Boots Randolph - my very favorite sax player. Do you play yakity sax like Boots does? "
While we're getting this thread off-topic....I like Dexter Gordon best. But nothing beats Miles and his cool trumpet...except perhaps Chet Baker and his cool trumpet!
All of this musicology talk reminds me that last evening somebody on the message board talked about starting a thread devoted a music contest (related in some meaningful way to the purpose of this board). I believe it was foot soldier who expressed a willingness to do it. But I can't find that thread expressing foot soldier's commitment to the project. Foot soldier, where are you? What is the status on the music thing?
quote: Originally posted by: stinky cheese man "all i play is second fiddle. i have friends at iowa. i think their president also had a jazz show on the local npr station. "
stinky cheese man,
Don't say NPR. or you'll never get the Nom d'Plomb Award from Miss Information, Mal, and Vict.
quote: Originally posted by: Hardy St. Home Companion " stinky cheese man, Don't say NPR. or you'll never get the Nom d'Plomb Award from Miss Information, Mal, and Vict. "
True, stinky. The call letters NPR strike fear into the Nom d'Plumb organization. You'd best try us.
quote: Originally posted by: Jump, Jive, 'n Stomp "All of this musicology talk reminds me that last evening somebody on the message board talked about starting a thread devoted a music contest (related in some meaningful way to the purpose of this board). I believe it was foot soldier who expressed a willingness to do it. But I can't find that thread expressing foot soldier's commitment to the project. Foot soldier, where are you? What is the status on the music thing?"
I was trying to get Tinctoris to join me, but I haven't heard from him. Also I will be off the board for a while in the near future. However, Helga, the former East German Olympics judge said, "Ja, I veel do it." She then made a few comments in German about Shelby that I really don't think will translate without censure from the web master. I don't think the Ladies' Auxiliary is ready for Helga.
quote: Originally posted by: foot soldier " I was trying to get Tinctoris to join me, but I haven't heard from him. Also I will be off the board for a while in the near future. However, Helga, the former East German Olympics judge said, "Ja, I veel do it." She then made a few comments in German about Shelby that I really don't think will translate without censure from the web master. I don't think the Ladies' Auxiliary is ready for Helga."
foot soldier,
I'm ready to play! Tell Helga to make it tough. Music trivia or music whatever, as long as it fosters the goals of the message board. Meanwhile, I would like to dedicate a song, made popular by the great Tony Bennett, to Gary Stringer and to Frank Glamser in recognition of their Texas A&M and Tulane appointments respectively. Let's hum a stanza of Tony Bennett's Rags to Riches (or, as a colleague in COAL once said, "from the outhouse to the penthouse." Congratulations Gary and Frank!
quote: Originally posted by: foot soldier "I was trying to get Tinctoris to join me, but I haven't heard from him."
(or her. ha.) I'm certainly willing to serve in any capacity Foot Soldier suggests. My speciality is late 60's psychedelia, but I would strive to sober up long enough to be open-minded.
quote: Originally posted by: Tinctoris " I'm certainly willing to serve in any capacity Foot Soldier suggests. My speciality is late 60's psychedelia, but I would strive to sober up long enough to be open-minded"
Tinctoris, this supposed to be about music. I hope you didn't sit too close to the stage so as to impair your hearing.
Elliott Pood and My Supremacy... let's see, how about a little tune from those Motown Mamas... Diana Ross and The Supremes...
You Keep Me Hangin' On
Words and Music by Holland/Dozier/Holland
Set me free why doncha babe Get out of my life why doncha babe Cuz you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on You don't really need me but ya keep me hangin' on
Why do ya keep a'comin' around playin' with my heart Why doncha get out of my life and let me make a new start Let me get over you the way you've gotten over me-hey
Set me free why doncha babe Let me be why doncha babe Cuz you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on Now you don't really want me, you just keep me hangin' on
You say although we broke up you still wanna be just friends But how can we still be friends when seein' you only breaks my heart again
Whoa-oh-oh
Set me free why doncha babe (Whoa-oh-oh) Get out of my life why doncha babe (Whoa-oh-oh) Set me free why doncha babe Get out of my life why doncha babe
You claim you still care for me but your heart and soul need to be free And now that you've got your freedom you want to still hold on to me You don't want me or yourself so let me find somebody else, hey hey
Why doncha be a man about it and set me free Now you don't care a thing about me, you're just usin' me-go on Get out, get out of my life and let me sleep at night
This is really going to be tough. Hang on, folks, until the committee has time to formulate the guidelines for contest entries. Helga is up this morning, but she's still out doing her calisthenics, and then she's got weights and her 7-mile run.