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Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1

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Hello. you don't know me, but I know you. I have been reading your each and every posting since the board's inception.


By way of introduction, let me say that I am the newest member of Mr. Wonderful's Selection Committee. He calls me his #1 Groupie. I was initially concerned that my appointment was made without a national search. Mr. Wonderful told me that I shouldn't worry my pretty little head about that, however, because during the past two years most of you have grown accustomed to appointments made without national searches.


If you want to know why another member is being appointed at this time, it is because Mr. Wonderful says that a geographical balance gives any committee a "Wur'l Class" appearance. With my appointment, there are now members whose state residencies border from the cold, icy waters of the Atlantic Ocean to the warm sea breezes of the Gulf of Mexico. 


Mr. Wonderful told me that I was appointed because I am bright, articulate, and have a good command of the English language. But I think the real reason is that Mr. Wonderful is jealous of the success Malapropism & Invictus had in launching their Moniker of the Week Award, and he wants his own counterpart to thier Miss Information. 


Should any of you need to communicate with the Mr. Wonderful organization,  please adress your post to me, Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1, on this message board. We are always looking for caustic comments, sarcastic sayings, pungent paragraphs, literary lunacies, and wise words of wisdom.


See y'all on Sunday!


Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1



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Malapropism

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Well, well, well...


Invictus and Miss I, looks like we raised the bar just as we intended.  Nothing like a little friendly competition.


Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1 - you're on!


 


OK guys...strategy meeting...you know where...



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Miss Information

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This is just fantastic! Even more excitement! I can't wait to get home from the Ladies Missionary Society meeting tomorrow night!

Until then, honk if you want to Fire Shelby. Here's a picture of my car; honk when you see me. You'll probably have to.



Miss Information
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LVN

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Originally posted by: Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1
 If you want to know why another member is being appointed at this time, it is because Mr. Wonderful says that a geographical balance gives any committee a "Wur'l Class" appearance. With my appointment, there are now members whose state residencies border from the cold, icy waters of the Atlantic Ocean to the warm sea breezes of the Gulf of Mexico. 
So, in other words, you all live in Florida?

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educator

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"So, in other words, you all live in Florida? "
LVN - you are displaying GREAT critical thinking skills.

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LVN

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I owe it all to being nurtured at USM.

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Googler

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"I owe it all to being nurtured at USM."
Southern Miss: Nurtures some , neuters many .

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educator

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"Southern Miss: Nurtures some , neuters many ."

maybe the next type of award would be the best use of emoticons in a worded response!!




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Malapropism

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Originally posted by: educator
" maybe the next type of award would be the best use of emoticons in a worded response!! "

In keeping with the way that these awards work (as clarified in no uncertain terms by Mr. Wonderful) - you suggest it, you award it - you're on Educator.



 



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Mr. Wonderful

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Originally posted by: LVN
"So, in other words, you all live in Florida?"
Good try, LVN, but no cigar. Neither Mr. Wonderful nor any of his Groupies live in the Sunshine State.  

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Stickler

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"Good try, LVN, but no cigar. Neither Mr. Wonderful nor any of his Groupies live in the Sunshine State.  "
I beg to differ with you Mr. Wonderful.  YOU may not live in Florida.  Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1 may not live in Florida.  But, you have no way of knowing whether ANY of your Groupies live in Florida.

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Googler

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Originally posted by: Stickler
"I beg to differ with you Mr. Wonderful.  YOU may not live in Florida.  Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1 may not live in Florida.  But, you have no way of knowing whether ANY of your Groupies live in Florida."

FLORIDA...land of  


FLORIDUH... land of the hanging chad



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Mr. Wonderful

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Originally posted by: Stickler
"I beg to differ with you Mr. Wonderful.  YOU may not live in Florida.  Mr. Wonderful's Groupie #1 may not live in Florida.  But, you have no way of knowing whether ANY of your Groupies live in Florida."
Why thank you so much for pointing that out, Stickler. I do hope I can include you among that group - wherever you live.

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educator

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I will be the voice of this award and am currently gathering a committee to help me out.  The award - I'll figure out the name tonight - will begin on Sunday and it too will cover a week. Sunday nights will be the announcement. Get close to those emoticons - one picture (and 1 - 50 words) can say a bunch!!!!!!

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