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Date: Jul 21, 2004

Judge Cooley sightings!

Date: Jul 21, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: truth4usm/AH
"the last sighting I had was of Judge Cooley's Risk Manager as he was wiping the last of the maple syrup off his tie as he walked away from the Pancake Pantry in Hillsboro Village, Nashville, TN. My, those pancakes were good!"

The last time I saw him was at the Walgreen's next to the Pancake Pantry in Hillsboro Village, purchasing a pack of Rollaids.

Date: Jul 21, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Seymour Lagasse
"The last time I saw him was at the Walgreen's next to the Pancake Pantry in Hillsboro Village, purchasing a pack of Rollaids. "

Hey, there's no Walgreen's next to the PP!

There's a CVS down the road, though....

Date: Jul 21, 2004

Well, if anybody deserves a visit from the Judge or his Risk Manager, it is Invictus, who has been in rare form lately. Invictus, do you have access to a dining establishment that can rival the Pancake Pantry?

Date: Jul 22, 2004

Last word on Mrs. Cooley was that she and the Judge are "expecting" a little Cooley. Also there was talk that she was being considered as an additional CBED operative to help Guru cover that area (sounds like there needs to be a full-time op with the sole assignment of keeping up with HD), as well as the possibility she might be hired as an adjunct in the criminal justice (oops, make that administration of justice) program. She would be qualified for either position, since prior to marrying Judge Cooley she worked with the CIA. Given that her work with the CIA centered around technology, Mrs. Cooley might even be able to restore email to the CBED.

Date: Jul 24, 2004

Greetings from Iowa, where I believe I may have located Judge Cooley. Northeast of Iowa City is a small town named North Liberty. While driving through there this afternoon, I noticed "Cooley Auto Sales."

http://www.wheelsforyou.com/dealerinfo.php?eqdealerid=201532

I think perhaps the Judge must be here in Iowa (using the auto place as his cover) working on the logo issue, the similarity of the golden eagle to the hawkeye. I haven't actually seen him, but I did see one of his operatives about two weeks ago, a young man in a golden eagle t-shirt coming out of Walmart on Highway 6 south of Iowa City. The other reason the Judge may be up here right now is the sweet corn is ripe, and you can buy it every where, from street corners to your local gas station. But I'm sure as soon as the temperature drops he'll be heading back to the 'Burg to see y'all.

I'll keep you posted if I run into the Judge.

Sincerely,

T-SHIRTS

NO QUARTER

Date: Jul 24, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: T-SHIRTS
"Greetings from Iowa, where I believe I may have located Judge Cooley. Northeast of Iowa City is a small town named North Liberty. While driving through there this afternoon, I noticed "Cooley Auto Sales." http://www.wheelsforyou.com/dealerinfo.php?eqdealerid=201532 I think perhaps the Judge must be here in Iowa (using the auto place as his cover) working on the logo issue, the similarity of the golden eagle to the hawkeye. I haven't actually seen him, but I did see one of his operatives about two weeks ago, a young man in a golden eagle t-shirt coming out of Walmart on Highway 6 south of Iowa City. The other reason the Judge may be up here right now is the sweet corn is ripe, and you can buy it every where, from street corners to your local gas station. But I'm sure as soon as the temperature drops he'll be heading back to the 'Burg to see y'all. I'll keep you posted if I run into the Judge. Sincerely, T-SHIRTS NO QUARTER"

Tshirts, you're back (even though you've landed into a better place)!! So glad to see you.

Date: Jul 26, 2004

But I'm sure as soon as the temperature drops he'll be heading back to the 'Burg to see y'all.

Well, when he does come back, I'll be ready for him ...after all, I've got the shirt...

NO QUARTER, JD