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Date: Jun 19, 2004

Screw the Eagle! New Emblem!

Date: Jun 19, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: AnnoyedAlum
"LSM will announce tomorrow that USM is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the Thames administration."

And the nickname for the Administration Building will be changed to the Con-Dome.

SFT has his polymer palace, now he will have a prophylactic palace.

Date: Jun 19, 2004

Y'all bad, y'all just bad, bad!!

Date: Jun 25, 2004

I missed this a few days ago.

Shame on you

Date: Jun 25, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: AnnoyedAlum
"LSM will announce tomorrow that USM is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the Thames administration. A condom allows for inflation (of selected faculty/administration salaries) halts production (a faculty too distracted to be productive scholars) destroys the next generation (recruitment anyone?) protects a bunch of p***** (self explanatory) and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed (the 2008 IHL Board? Bobby Chain? suggestions?)"

Wow, given the Iowa situations, perhaps this Will be our new mascot/logo

Date: Jun 25, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Googler
" And the nickname for the Administration Building will be changed to the Con-Dome."

Con-Dome

This is hilarious...

Date: Jun 25, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: Malapropism
" Con-Dome This is hilarious..."

Yep. Works on a couple of levels, doesn't it?

Date: Jun 25, 2004

quote:
Originally posted by: ram
"Yep. Works on a couple of levels, doesn't it?"

That's the point of a good malapropism, isn't it?

Date: Jun 29, 2004

From another thread:

quote:
Originally posted by: truth4usm/AH
" The KY cabal has been banished from the Dome, "

"The KY cabal" -- I like that. They are indeed slick and slippery. But isn't the head still inserted?

Oh, what did you think I meant?