The house that Shelby built appears to be falling down fast.  Hanbury gone.  M. Dvorak gone.  The beleaguered A. Dvorak on the sale block.  The twin provosts marginalized and impotent.  Associate provost/space queen Moore rendered invisible.  Assistant provost Bond said to be clawing with bleeding nails to escape the coffin he's in.  The deans unfocused and babbling.  Spinstrix Mader lying way, way low. 

Who's gonna run the gulag come July 1?  The president, the unelected PUC, chief-of-special-ops Ken Malone, and a jumble of ad hoc committees commissioned to straighten out one mess or another?  Well, not to worry -- we are assured that the BOT is pleased with the president's "plan," whatever it is.