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Originally posted by: Thomas Cooley
"Hello AAUP Posters: We're back in the 'burg.  I've put Dvorak & Hanbury on retainer too.  Seems there's a dog over near 38th and 4th that harrasses people enjoying the Long Leaf Trace.  I've got the good solons arguing in civil court about damages from the dog.  They should be busy for a while. Meanwhile, my risk manager and his associate are busy now archiving all of the material from the old Fire Shelby board.  We are going to put it on dvd-rom on the main server back up at TCLS for you to visit from down here. Let's put some effort out making sure all the FSites find this board.  We need everyone's ideas for our efforts to achieve ultimate success.  I and my associates take your advice to heart, so let's get all the great minds back together.  Until then, my RM is planning a trip to Nashville to meet with truth/AH.  His associate will remain here to attend the next PC meeting.  He's hoping to strap SFT up to a polygraph and have the PC reps ask a few questions about e-mail surveillance. Good luck with the new board. Thomas Cooley"

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Yay!  The RM is coming to see me!  Must get everything in order quickly...does RM like good barbecue or meat-n-threes?  I have a few good places I'll take him (even though I'm a vegetarian, I'll make an exception for RM).  Don't forget...my boyfriend is 6'4"--tell RM not to try any funny stuff! (I'm no CE Moore, if you know what I mean!). 

Music City, you've been warned!

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Originally posted by: LVN
"Keep it clean.  "

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Just tell RM not to bring Wuz Up, Seeker's RM, or Sage with him!

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Originally posted by: Thomas Cooley's Risk Manager
" Truth/AH --- I think you might confuse me with my associate.  I won't cause you, or your boyfriend, any grief.  I just wanted to come there and meet with you during one afternoon, and perhaps give you copies of some of the files we have put together. Hello new board visitors.  I know you all are very happy Judge Cooley is okay after that last scare he put us all through (although, it seems, it was my own fault).  I am attaching a photo of the Judge taken by Mr. Garcia recently.  It is at pipeline.  You can see that JC is almost "covered up."  He's tha man.!  I hope you all have had a chance to meet him by now. JC's RM "

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Please accept my fervent apologies for confusing you with your associate.  After my latest dealings with the trolls at FS (RIP), I have become overly cautious, as you can imagine.  I believe I can pencil you in for a meeting somewhere on Vanderbilt's campus in order to discuss our mutual file-sharing (and, believe me, that is all I will share!).  As you may have heard on the news, President Bush made a suprise visit to the new Children's Hospital at Vanderbilt today, so we are well prepared to make similar security arrangements for you, if need be. 

I remain, your faithful servant in nebulous outside counsel,

Truth/AH

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Originally posted by: truth4usm/AH
"Sorry...that's a Nashville term for "home-style cooking" restaurants (I suppose because you usually order a meat and three sides?).  I've never heard it anywhere but here.  Of course, I'm a vegetable plate girl, myself.  "

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