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The Late Show

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David Letterman's Top 10 Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You:

10. Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
9. The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave your cubicle.
8. Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
7. Your name: "Sam." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Sam."
6. Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
5. Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias."
4. Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
3. When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
2. Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
1. The fax machine just coughed.

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Little old lady

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11. His initials are "SFT"

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Relaxer

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You notice that the custodian who cleans your office keeps speaking into his collar and saying "yessir, Boss" looks a lot like Greg Lassen.

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Voter

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When you pick up the phone to make a call, a voice says: "Would you please place this call later--our monitoring equipment is down."

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oldtimer

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You send or receive any emails through the "usm.edu" domain.

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