Shelby Out, Shelby Out!!! - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Jan 1, 2006

Shelby Out, Shelby Out!!!

Date: Jan 1, 2006

Shelbysoosooman wrote:

I hear that our man Shelby is on his way out. As his soosooman I offer him the following advice:
Don't try to extend your contract.
Just go ahead and retire and don't try to go back to a faculty position.
Try to look at life as others look at it.
Repent for the things that you have done to others.
Do not continue to be disilsudioned by what you may think you have accomplished.

Other soosoopeople may offer advice to Shellboo as he leaves....please be kind., If you are are not a soosooperson...you may also contribute.

Get all your true friends into that last phone both on campus and contemplate.

Date: Jan 1, 2006

Since Shelby was hot to start "new traditions," I suggest a new one.
Prior to celebrating the arrival of a new president, let's celebrate the departure of this one and start the tradition of outauguration

Date: Jan 1, 2006

How about a "de-coronation?"

Date: Jan 8, 2006

Nah, I still say:

INDEFINITE EXTENSION OF DR. THAMES' CONTRACT, NOW!

Yes Quarter

Date: Jan 8, 2006

Trollicus wrote:

Nah, I still say:
INDEFINITE EXTENSION OF DR. THAMES' CONTRACT, NOW!
Yes Quarter

Glendower: I can call spirits from the vasty deep.

Hotspur: Why, so can I; or so can any man: But will they come, when you do call for them?

Date: Jan 9, 2006

"Pray right down that I am an ass!" - Dogberry

Yes Quarter

Date: Jan 9, 2006

Trollicus wrote:

"Pray right down that I am an ass!" - Dogberry

Thou hast said, varlet, thou hast said.

Date: Jan 12, 2006

A. Dvorak for President. Vote now! Red in the shed!