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Date: May 19, 2005

USM releases new official portrait of SFT

Date: May 19, 2005

See More - you might have some competition!! LOL!!!

Date: May 19, 2005

LOL!

No Quarter!

Date: May 19, 2005

Just cause. I spit tea all over my desk when this opened. Thank goodness the lap top was at a safe distance.

Date: May 19, 2005

That is priceless. Wish I had thought of it. Could we have some T-shirts?

Date: May 19, 2005

I just spit diet coke all over my keyboard, wow, that is great, now we will have the burnt toast advocacy groups after us

....we MUST get t shirts, no caption needed. Those who KNOW will KNOW.

Date: May 19, 2005

I think you made his legs too long and his feet too big

Date: May 19, 2005

Maybe you should eliminite the little tiny troll body, just too hard to "capture" in three dimensional figure, work on the "toast" and head....we do need t shirts, very BADLY.....anyone think of a caption that would be esoteric enough for only those "in the know" to understand...

Date: May 20, 2005

I wish I could take credit for this work of art, but I found the image simply by googling for "toast." Thus there's no way for me to alter the image, although I bet See More could do it in a flash!

Date: May 20, 2005

The more I ponder this image, the more I think it really is a fitting symbol for Shelby.

1. People have been buttering him up for years.

2. He's been a crum(b)my president.

3. He makes a lot of bread but, for all the good he's accomplished, he might as well be loafing.

4. I'm guessing that Monique de Guerre is glad he isn't French toast.

5. He's probably feeling burnt, and burned up, right about now.

Date: May 20, 2005

and he's risen as far as he can.

Date: May 20, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: interested bystander
"and he's risen as far as he can."

Good one!

Date: May 20, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Alf V.
"The more I ponder this image, the more I think it really is a fitting symbol for Shelby. 1. People have been buttering him up for years. 2. He's been a crum(b)my president. 3. He makes a lot of bread but, for all the good he's accomplished, he might as well be loafing. 4. I'm guessing that Monique de Guerre is glad he isn't French toast. 5. He's probably feeling burnt, and burned up, right about now."

But she would insist he's a real wurl-class 'pain'

Date: May 20, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Jacques Coosteaux
" But she would insist he's a real wurl-class 'pain'"

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Ze wit on zis board est magnifique!

Date: May 20, 2005

I know where SFT became mean spirited. He was a faculty member at USM.

Date: May 20, 2005

Oh come one, Jo Jo. Let us have a little fun. He's tried to burn so many good folks, he deserves it.

Date: May 20, 2005

You are verifying the commonly held opinion that the business community has of the faculty at USM. The PROFS do not care about educating the student, they just do not want their playground affected and have to get a real JOB.

Date: May 20, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: JoJo
"You are verifying the commonly held opinion that the business community has of the faculty at USM. The PROFS do not care about educating the student, they just do not want their playground affected and have to get a real JOB."

Hey JoJo,

My guess is that you couldn't handle being a professor because it would require too much real work. Maybe if you told us what your profession is we could have a better idea of what you consider a "real JOB" to be.

I try to treat most people with respect, and even tried to treat Shelby this way when I first began posting to this board a year ago, but I have long since lost respect for Shelby.

Date: May 20, 2005

Pop! There it is

Date: May 20, 2005

Another similarity between Shelby and a piece of toast: he's had a lot of experience lately with different kinds of jams.

Date: May 21, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as Vincent
".....anyone think of a caption that would be esoteric enough for only those "in the know" to understand...
"

How about: "I went to the IHL and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"?

Date: May 21, 2005

Burned from boths sides now.

Date: May 22, 2005

How about adding a troll-esque "expression" (help us out here See More) on the scorched burnt toast, add little troll legs, and wa-la, its Square-Shelby Toastpants!

Of course, we would have to be careful that no one under 18 be allowed to purchase a t-shirt due to potential for "ambiguous gender identity" risk (for reference, see Sponge Bob Squarepants ban on CNN.com).