The Vote-O-Matic™ is now open for the weekly Nom d'Aplomb award balloting. As always, rate your favorite noms on a scale of zero to five, where the numbers mean whatever you want them to mean.
The Secret Access Code this week is the new USM athletic recruiting motto: Anyone Anywhere Any Crime.
Vote early! Vote often! Vote twice! Or thrice! Load up those illegal immigrants -- they can vote, too! Bring in the dead guys from Ward 4! Don't forget the pets & kids! Share the governance!
Results will be announced in the "usual place" some time Sunday!
Miss I must have intimidated the nom-inating committee with her sharp tongue last week because the short list seems especially short. I propose a write-in option on this thread.
quote: Originally posted by: Prehensile toes "duh, how can we do that Patti with both our hands in the air already to agree that the rats are leaving the shi?"
Lol, ya got me there. Ok, since I do physical therapy for a living, let me rephrase my second.
All those in agreement raise your right leg, while keeping your arms up because the rats are jumping ship.
On the bus will be in the running next week, having not made the cut for this week's noms. (Actually, OTB might've made the cut, except this month's batch of dewberry brandy was especially inspiring & the committee decided to quit deliberating & start pitching antimacassars rather early in the meeting.)
The committee does hope that OTB will have more to say about the wild ride soon... Any chance that cheerleader will give Reuben M an exclusive interview?