he Vote-O-Matic™ ballot is now ready for this week's Nom d'Aplomb voting. Actually, the nom-inations are from the past two weeks & according to the Emergency Ad Hoc Committee, it's a fairly sparse field of candidates. (Miss Information says that, truth be told, the committee was lazy over spring break & didn't log all the noms it could have.)

Whatever. As usual, the Vote-O-Matic™ lets you assign a score of zero to five to each of the nom-inated noms, where zero & five represent whatever you want them to represent. In the spirit of unbridled shared governance, you may vote as many time as you wish, although you might want to revisit your personal goals & objectives after casting your fourth or fifth ballot.

The secret access code for this week's voting is Conspiracy Theory.

Vote early! Vote often! Vote now!

Results will be announced by a member of the Emergency Ad Hoc Committee some time Sunday. Happy Easter!