Dr. Johnson has had my permission to post here up to this point to counteract all of the falsehoods and negativity on this site. I am hereby ordering a CEASE AND DESIST to any USM faculty posting here. If I find out you are using your univ. computer for this purpose you will be terminated.
I was having the nicest little afternoon repast -- just a bite of leftover caviar and a sip or two of some fine champers, when this so funny post appeared, and I dropped the toast point and the glass, so you, mon ami, are in big, big trouble.
quote: Originally posted by: Shelby Thames "Dr. Johnson has had my permission to post here up to this point to counteract all of the falsehoods and negativity on this site. I am hereby ordering a CEASE AND DESIST to any USM faculty posting here. If I find out you are using your univ. computer for this purpose you will be terminated. And remember, I read your email. Sincerely, Dr. Shelby F. Thames"
Up your nose with a rubber hose SFT. Just try and terminate me. I don't work for you.
quote: Originally posted by: Shelby Thames "And remember, I read your email. Sincerely, Dr. Shelby F. Thames"
And I also go through your garbage, and tap your phones, and I'm having you all followed, and I will not hesitate to use the drug-sniffing dogs if and when I deem it necessary.
You have weally cwossed the line this time, and I will twack you down, you wascally wabbits.
oooh! I do so love to be followed by wealthy gentlemen! Just don't get too close or I'll have to smack you on your little nose.
Let's see, Corner Market, church, library, post office, dentist, home, champagne purveyor, jewelry store (to have the diamonds reset), hairdresser --- yes, following me around should be very, very exciting.