Quickly, get a copy of the Independent and read the interview with Provost -to- be Scotty Ross.  He is thinking outside his box again.  Oh, the quotes are scary:   USM president shelby thames..."is the best example we have of a University leader with the spirit of enterprise." 

The Starship Enterprise, maybe, but that's all I can think of.  If you did not know better, one would think this is a satire on Scott Ross.  When truth is stranger than fiction, Houston, we have a problem.