Ozymandius! (I don't think I can spell it.) Well done! "The lone and level sands stretched far away." (Do I have that right? It was about 5th grade when I memorized it.)
Can somebody explain the reference to the plagiarizing ED prof? I seem to have missed that one.
I for one am glad to see that USM has resumed its practice of awarding "drive-by" degrees.
(Older posters may remember that for many years, the joke was, "It's not true that if you drive by USM they throw a diploma in your car. You have to stop at the light.")