I just spanked Eustachy - USM Forum -- Message Board

Date: Feb 23, 2005

I just spanked Eustachy

Date: Feb 23, 2005

The crystal ball is emitting a noise...no, it's music! "Turn out the lights, the party's over." It sounds a lot like Dandy Don, but he only sang at football games, didn't he?

USM has two games remaining before the season is mercifully ended:

@ UNC-Charlotte
TCU

The crystal ball is showing two more losses. Mark it down, folks. USM won't get that 2nd C-USA win, barring a miracle.

I wonder if Eustachy wishes he'd never heard of Hattiesburg. I'll have to ask the crystal ball.

Date: Feb 23, 2005

If USM loses its final two games and finishes 10-18 on the season, it will have the most season losses since the 1984-1985 season --- 20 years ago! We're also counting only 8 Division 1A victories this season, with all but one coming in the Jasper Johnson part of the season. What a boneheaded move by Eustachy.

Date: Feb 23, 2005

Looks like USM has another "winning" program to keep up with Ole Miss. Make sure to sign Eustachy to a lifetime contract and name the floor after him.

Date: Feb 23, 2005

Actually, Herrion was there. Looks like ECU may have made a PR mistake:

ECU

Guess he'll be around until the end of the season, but it seems the ECU fans liked him.