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Date: Feb 21, 2005

King Thames Awaits!

Date: Feb 21, 2005

Yeah, I heard some profs joking about Thames' dancing today. One of them said SFT was going to have to put some lifts in his shoes so he can dance vertically with C.E. Moore.

Date: Feb 21, 2005

I suppose he doesn't need lifts to dance with her horizontally....

Date: Feb 21, 2005

Take a good look at the man, amis, he is not dancing with anyone.

Date: Feb 21, 2005

Like Elaine's dancing...that's bad!

Giddyup!

Date: Feb 21, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Jester
"This Thursday is a big day. The dedication of the world's leading economic development center, The Trent Lott Center. All the big names will be on hand --- Thames, Phil Bryant, Trent Lott, Bobby Chain, Brad Brian, etc. The day is full of activities, ending with a banquet and ball in the evening. Thames is a wonderful dancer. He is sure to spin around the dance floor with elegant Dr. Moore and others in his court. This is truly Camelot."

Will the banquet feature Aramark hotdogs, or will the administration pull out all the stops and have Barnhills cater this soiree?

Will the first 100 in attendance receive commemorative TLC wurl' class groundbreaking t-shirts?

Will the new plane be used to drop confetti (made from 17,000 shredded plagiarized IDV brochures) on the shovelers?

Will someone remember to bring the Little Tikes shovel for SFT?

Date: Feb 21, 2005

Don't forget the Fisher-Price Hard Hat!

Date: Feb 21, 2005

I will be there. It will be a glorious day for USM. Dr. Thames deserves all the credit for it too.

Date: Feb 22, 2005

So, what do you guys and gals think of King Thames' most recent love letter to his loyal subjects?

Date: Feb 22, 2005

kick

Date: Feb 22, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Jester
"This Thursday is a big day. The dedication of the world's leading economic development center, The Trent Lott Center. All the big names will be on hand --- Thames, Phil Bryant, Trent Lott, Bobby Chain, Brad Brian, etc. "

Well this kind of makes all those negative letters about the progress of the Center and its completion schedule look rather silly now. Doesn't it? I guess the naysayers misjudged this one too.

Date: Feb 22, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by: Albert
"Well this kind of makes all those negative letters about the progress of the Center and its completion schedule look rather silly now. Doesn't it? I guess the naysayers misjudged this one too."

It appears that Albert is grasping at straws, trying to identify things to complain about. I may just to have to call O Henry.

Date: Feb 22, 2005

"Trolls! Trolls! Trolls! Who the h--- wants trolls?"