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With Emma's Permission

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The University of Shelby Thames
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I urge him to resign and, if he is as clever as he claims to be, start his own private university complete with new traditions, a new plane, a Ph.D. program over the internet that can provide webfeeds to all the football games that the football team his new school will have, and a whole new philosophy on work force hiring.

Now first decision: UST or USFT????


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Ozarka Water

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You know, he won't need much space either - he could basically run it from his home or the deserted Albertson's store or the old Hattiesburg High School.

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three little words

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Originally posted by: With Emma's Permission
"Now first decision: UST or USFT????"
It appears to me that the IHL seems to be faced with this choice: USM or UST

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Mel & the Party Hats

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I bet he could make a killing offering online courses by employing only family and close minions...polymer science, economic development, ed/psych., dentistry, creative finance, floating budgetary constraints, human resources management: a new approach, how to fire people and make yourself feel better...the possibilities are endless!!!

M&tPH

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Ozarka Water

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And he'd be having FUN all at the same time. Yipppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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STFU

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I vote SFTU.  It's a discombobulated anagram for STFU, and we all know what that means, right?

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zyz

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Southern Totally ______ed Up?

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Emma

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Time for an official poll?

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TRLFD

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and, my bestest friend ever could finally be a Dean. Even at her IQ!! so PERFECTLY great.



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