With apologies for the abuse of the English language here, but the discussion of ex-IHL Board Member Carl Nicholson's comment about the "Thames coronation" got me to thinking that this was absolutely correct -- considering the presidency of Shelboo requires several Coronas, or a Guinness or three . . .

All in all, my preference would be for defenestration, but the Polymer Science Building isn't high enough for this to be effective.