Somebody...Anybody...I need a beer!

I didn't know I was going to actually have to coach at USM! At Iowa State, I just handed the ball to Jamal Tinsley and Marcus Fizer and they won me some games and a couple of coaching honors. They'd better hurry up and get me that plane so I can go get some more players that will buy into me.

Where's that cute little blonde thing I saw walkin' by here a minute ago?