| Dear Coach Bower, because C-USA is not a BCS Conference and a national title isn't likely, I direct you herewith to convert your annual 25 full scholarships into 25 half-scholarships. Your are also to devote 1/2 of your time now to refereeing Upward flag |
| 5.9% |
| Dear Dr. Wheeler, I am herewith directing you to remove English Literature from your course list. Hattiesburg isn't that close to Britain, and most our students will never go there. You are to add several sections of "Southern Drawl" in its place...... |
| 17.6% |
| Dear Ms. Wall, this letter is to inform you that all subscriptions to academic journals in the areas of the business college are to be terminated. Please replace them with a subscription to Pointe Innovation Magazine..... |
| 29.4% |
| Dear Dean Pierce, I am writing to direct you to terminate the degree program in Ed Admin. Dr. Thames knows more about this subject than anyone, and will soon be selling a Guide to EdAdmin online....... |
| 5.9% |
| Dear Agora Management, You are hereby commanded to terminate sale of sushi. Where do you guys think we are, San Francisco?............ |
| 5.9% |
| Dear Dr. Malone, I have terminated several duties and programs (via letters) across the campus. Please come by and get a list. I want your ED group to take over each of these...... |
| 35.3% |
