you might be a little, redneck university if......

your President prostitutes your stately admin building by inviting a local political hack to announce his mayoral candidacy on the front steps with a divisive speech laced with criticism of the city's black population.....

your SGA is considering annual selection of individual students to fill categories like "class favorites", "biggest flirt", etc......

your Athletics Department adopts the overworn slogan "Anyone, Anytime, Anywhere" and debuts it against a school (JSU) your AD refused to sign a home-and-home contract with.....

the President of your governing body is upset that statewide media even found out you were put on SACS probation....

the most successful extracurricular event held in your basketball arena during the past three years was the WWE's Raw......

your Homecoming Queen dreads the part of the halftime ceremony where your President comes out and stands beside her for the photo-op......